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I am officially ready for Spring weather to arrive.  It's cold, then it's kinda warm, then it's really cold, then it's just cold again.  I can only sit in the house for so long without getting the jimmy legs.  I have had all the snow I can take - it's the beginning of February...you know what that means - it's time for the little soilpig to tell me when it's going to get warm. Actually, it seems that this year groundhogs day came and went without much fanfare.  I missed the festivities entirely, but I checked the official groundhogs day website, and from what I can tell - this is how the event went down:

Flavor Flav showed up with some of his best new fashion jewelry to start the event off right and get all of the party-people in the village in a festive mood.  Once the mood was set, Flav and his devious counterpart, Whitey McDoosh, pulled the fat little rodent out of his gopher hole and immediatley subjected him to some sort of visual examination of his groundhog jewels.  Angered by this unceremounious awakening, P. Philly Phil (that's the rodents name) exploded in an Incredible-Hulk-style fit of rage and grew to 15 times his normal size and took one of the unsuspecting onlookers as his hostage.  Luckily, Bill Murray was standing by wearing his Britney Spears replica headset microphone and he immediately made the distress call to Abraham Fantsypants who quickly whipped out his 44-magnum finger cannon and shot the unruly varment, resulting in his untimely and tragic demise.  Shocked and inspired by this series of events, one of the young male citizens of "Gobblers Knob" (don't get me started on that) drops to his knee and proposes groundhog marriage to his groundhog girl - and they all live happily ever after.

You could say that this post was born out of my frosty boredom - it's time for some F'ing warm weather!

Also, here is a picture of the friggin' awesome gift that the Thurston Gparents-to-be bought for me the little one.  Cheers!